Privatizing space sure did make things more efficient, puh-raise JEE-zuz-ah!

They’re all still waiting for their Tr*mp phones to arrive from Ghina.

Entrepreneurship in action, right MAGAs? Buyer beware and all that.

They have a lot more power than we do, and most of the peasantry support them. This is our future. We’d best learn to live with it in public, and gum up the works in private.

From this point on , any useful new technology, any advancement in medicine, will be for the very wealthy. The rest of us will be taking ivermectin and paying unholy fees just to keep driving our falling-apart cars.

But but Dear Leader needs that money to invade Iran and Just Take The Oil!

Just another excuse to fire more workers and grind the ones they have even more.

Everyone will also be automatically registered to vote Republican.

Survival Of The Fittest, Bro! Let them fight for scarce resources. /s

Sounds very ancient Roman.

Flat earth-ism started as very elaborate satirical performance art. Now thanks to 50 years of Republicans cheapening public education, a plurality of Americans actually believe this shit and want it taught in the schools.

To the originator of that meme, not OP: tell me you’re a boomer, without telling me you’re a boomer.

No matter what the Wall St. Journal says, social science says level of education is still the second most important determinant of quality of life. First of course is the socioeconomic status of your parents. I, personally, wouldn’t trade my master’s degree for a plumbing certificate.

“Hurp durp, high prices Democrat Party durrrr”

Right after I graduated middle school, three guys were riding in the back of an El Camino that took a curve too fast. All but one were killed quite nastily. Driver too. That was 1972, and the sole survivor still isn’t doing well. So much for the good Old Days when kids were free.

Ask this Joneser about all this shit boomers get nostalgic over. I’ll tell you the real story.

I’m making fish tacos tonight. Must have my homemade crema!

When you’re eating Jeezus at holy communion, just don’t ask for mayo.

Quentin Tarantino might dig that.

Well actually

We don’t need to care, Jesus is coming back anyway. – MAGAs, probably