forever thankful to my younger self for realizing i should spend a moment thinking of something clever

i definitely find their vegan patties to taste worse than the beef patties, because the vegan patties are outright horrible. It’s like they took an unflavoured bean patty, put it in a hydraulic press, then dehydrated it.

either your tastes are just really specific or the stuff you’re tried is executed poorly, i think i’ve literally had one bad meat alternative and that was a mcdonald’s burger which was like a dry flavourless vegetable patty.

Anything based on soy/pea protein is at worst “okay”, the texture is gonna be nice (at least to my tastes) and it’s really just a matter of whether the seasoning is good. It’s not particularly close to meat but it’s definitely in the same category.

do you even need to train independently blinking your eyes? to me it’s not difficult at all, i just have to consciously do it

Geese are assholes, but they don’t hide that fact and in fact want you to be VERY aware of it.
Pelicans meanwhile are evil, they hide their assholery so you’ll think you’re safe.

at least 3 race conditions happening at any one time

modern day rosetta stone

ironically a jelly sandwich will have less crust, by this measure

why the hell is your toast bread bitter, wtf

i’m super sensitive to bitterness (i cannot drink alcohol or coffee, and olive oil tastes like motor oil to me) and i have never in my life noticed even the vaguest bitterness from any sort of unburnt bread!

people have gotten a lot taller in most places though, so i’m curious how the ceiling heights have changed

it’s not delivery, it’s disgusting

it makes daylight savings time even stupider, because it would make sense if we weren’t cowards and actually moved the clock around by like 4 hours so at least one working shift got to reliably see the sun

we’re not even the most homosexual animals, i think it’s goats or giraffes or something where like 70% of sex is homosexual

Yea theres less sunlight

there are many people living in places where there literally isn’t sunlight in the winter, the sky just get vaguely bright enough to qualify as daytime for like 6 hours

just get a light therapy lamp and blast the depression straight out of your skull with the unmatched power of the sun

just don’t buy their things and it doesn’t matter anyways, view counts on youtube aren’t going to benefit them noticably

just install the unmatched power of the sun, also known as high-powered LEDs

it’s so fucking close to being really good and then it shits it up by having moments where you just sit there going “okay well i guess i don’t get to play the game any more”, i quit it and came back like 5 times before finally saying “fuck this dogshit” for the last time

i swear to god it has places where it just spawns in a tiger out of nowhere, specifically to kill you

it’s pretty weird that no company seems to have thought to just make a cheap minimal smartphone with a big battery and removable back cover, running a feature phone-esque modified android

feature phones just aren’t really feasible to use for most people these days, but that doesn’t mean the only alternatives have to be phones that try to wow you with 5 billion gigapixel AI enabled cameras