I dislike all music except the Donkey Kong 64 intro aka DK Rap.

There’s an old thinkpad hidden under the shark btw

Fully stacked glizzybox compartment

We should introduce their natural predator just to be safe

Ariante Gigante

Pee is stored in the cervix

It’s still in development (for 17 years now) but it might not ever release and if it does it’ll be nothing like the first entry.

During my after-curfew-strolls I saw hares, martens, hedgehogs and even a beaver in the pedestrian zone. I knew that all of those live close to humans anyway but seeing them out and about in large numbers right in the city was pretty fascinating.

It’s a boy(kisser)!

and got so far

This is dick btw

That thing would look nice wrapped around my dick.

Attach it to a jackhammer

Wow you’ve made so much money on insta. Now give it to your husband :)

STOP CALCULATING KEEP SHOVELING

I fold frozen pizzas over and eat them sandwich style

Shopping just works a bit different here with fewer large chains. Also walmart doesn’t sell surplus. The point is you see people using that stuff all the time here too. Our equipment just looks less conspicuous.

I live in Germany and there are three “survivalist” stores with mostly surplus and replica military equipment for sale in my city alone. Also genuine military gear can be absolute dogshit. It depends on the country of origin and era but stuff is not automatically durable just because it was designed for war.

Here you can see an image of a surplus backpack that looks just like the one I used to carry as my schoolbag: