So you’re NOT supposed to bomb the bread? I’m not very good at businessing…

Personally I just go pillaging or tie dye stuff when I get antsy on weekends and other days off 🤷

Same. Those also contribute more to Fridays being enjoyed than the imaginary sky daddy ever did, though 🤷

but then I also wanted to mess with people.

Amongst the top drivers of human achievement 😁

Well that and my weight loss project 🤷

You just keep learning about hedgehogs! At this rate you’ll be a bonafide expert by 60!

Yeah, it’s a reference to Raw Dog and her near-obsessive love of hot dogs that spawned it 😁

How did you get into Jamie Loftus’ car? 🤔

good ass-manual meme

so sayeth xkcd

Except the circuses AREN’T cheap anymore either, what with the likes of Ticketmaster/Live Nation making it so a concert ticket costs as much as a car and the NFL’s only goal being to maximize the profits of the team owners.

Just to use the examples directly related to the billionaire and multimillionaire depicted.

Pretty sure it’s actually pronounced “woostershur”, so none of it works when said out loud. It’s a bad time to be an auditory reader 🤷

Yeah, the people whose brains have been poisoned by far too much money and power tend to see warnings in dystopian fiction as aspirational.

They keep gleefully building the fucking Torment Nexus 🤦

Oh! Right 😁

What? It’s not like our berserker hordes stole their enamel or pushed back the invention of orthodontic surgery…

Nah, that would be the northeast AKA New England. Southern Cuisine would probably be French and Mexican/Spanish food, the Louisiana purchase and a few American wars never happening.

Then again who the fuck knows what the colonial powers would have gotten up to without the US zealots taking over? 🤷

You had beans on toast?! We had to wake up an hour before we went to bed and all we had to eat was cold poison! Times were tough in Yorkshire

Nah, my ancestors pillaged the fuck out of the English 💪😁

It’s like Marmite, but with more deadly animals is my guess 🤷

It tastes like Marmite, right? If so, it’s delicious!

Either, really 🤷