I used my old Grollier’s Multimedia Encyclopedia CD for years.

It’s a white top with a black zipper. What is there to talk about?

When I was a kid we just called it a Nintendo. We didn’t start using any pronunciation of “NES” until later consoles were out.

All cars should be CMYK instead. Out of yellow? Take the bus.

https://youtu.be/LB7f_kZQ9hY

You are a sad, strange little man.

And a scab. That’s why they fired Mayim Bialik. She didn’t fulfil that requirement.

Do partial clones of a queen count as princesses?

There are still some other hurdles. GIMP isn’t as good as Photoshop (at least that’s what the Photoshop-users keep telling me,) Kdenlive isn’t as good as Premiere, etc. There are still market segments where switching to Linux is unfeasible. However, gaming is a pretty big segment in itself, and it is becoming feasible for many of those users to switch to Linux (with the main exception being people who play games with kernel-level anticheat.)

This creates a snowball effect since as more people switch to Linux it creates incentive for software and hardware makers to provide Linux support, which will allow more people to switch to Linux, etc.

Gaming isn’t the last hurdle, but it’s a very important one.

They’re just Bs with the middle erased.

Did you swallow the kitten?

He didn’t start a podcast
He just went impaling while your startup’s failing

My life is brilliant

Is this Garfield Breast Reduction?

But I thought Clippy only wants to help. Don’t tell me that he’s a mascot for a company that’s been engaged in the absolute worst anti-consumer practices for as long as they existed; that might put a damper on my slacktivism!

Just jump really high.

But sometimes you get it wrong, like when I read the manual for Super Mario Bros. 3 and thought that power-ups would be added to your inventory if you collected them twice rather than needing to get them from specific places like mushroom houses or princess letters.

He had a baby. It’s a boy.

It’s more likely than you think.

Of course. It’s the first line.