I don’t like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the freaking frogs gay. Do you understand that?

My life is ruined. :(

The only thing I miss about Windows is that exact downloading information. XP also had a very nice one. GNOME is nice, but man, I liked that animation.

Cool. Not a shitpost.

“On average they lasted 6 minutes and 40 seconds. I can do better than that.”

You’re a genius, man.

Is that thing supported by Xinput?

I really just want to dump my opinion: I think Last of Us is overrated as hell. I mean the story is okay, but compared to anything that’s on TV, it would be average at best. The gameplay consists of clunky third-person shooter gameplay and walking around and pressing a button to pick up some trash. The second game is even worse about this because the only saving grace, the good story, is gone and has been nuked from high orbit and replaced by some sort of college teen melodrama. The game is ridiculously padded out by even more of the “click the button to open a shelf” sections. I mean the combat has been significantly improved in contrast to the second game but what’s there is so far and few between compared to everything else it may as well just be gone.

Thank you for listening to my useless TED Talk.

I’m in the EU. I can go to university and still live above poverty. Communist pigs, how could they do this to me?

Nothing. I hate having control over my personal property.

Dating for american presidents be like:

Pyramid schemes are always great until they collapse.

Well, yes. But that’s not a meme or a shitpost.

Hamon!

The Emperor’s clothes are beautiful.

Definitely something a normal, emotionally stable person would do.

By the way, do you know of any other OS except for GrafinoS that does not bundle any MicroG or other tether to Google? I like /e/os, but MicroG bothers me. Can it be uninstalled?

Well, he’ll see the consequences next morning. (Thanks for the tip.)

The internet was cool. And then Google came.

I have read this five times now. I still have no idea what it’s supposed to mean.