Is this from 2003?

As practiced by the Free Bacons.

My one and only experience with Cracker Barrel is, “Wow, this gift shop has a restaurant attached to it.”

I think home design has regressed. Once the industrial machine learned how to shit out cookie-cutter designs, real crafted homes became a luxury only the rich (or extreme DIYers) could have.

Growing up, I wanted nothing more than to channel Bob Vila and spend a decade slowly putting together a house that would last 500 years by myself in my spare time.

(LOL, spare time…)

Tiger Shark!

“14 people were maimed at a local art exhibit…”

Same Old Lang Syne, Dan Fogelberg

Nice rod.

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There were many times I couldn’t even trust IE to download a different browser and had a FireFox installer on a USB drive.

You certainly won’t regret cooking with the shavings from your Himalayan salt lamp.

When I was a kid, I thumbed through my mom’s old copies of Good Housekeeping and Women’s Day magazines from the 1970s… Not much better!

“Before I begin, I recommend paying your heated seat subscription before bothering with stuff like the turn signals.”

I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.

Stop ministers using VPNs to watch child porn.

Told!

Worth the wait.

From time to time they have to open these things and basically find melted human jelly where a body was once placed.

And the teacher apparently failed to learn legible handwriting, so she’s one to talk.

Show of hands, who’s shitting little brown raviolis?