Salesforce was some hot garbage before, I can’t imagine it’s getting any better now.

People are stretched as thin as can be and stressed beyond belief. Then during their free time they are inundated by algorithms that are made to keep them scrolling and to feel as many negative emotions as possible. Then their food is full of hormones and their food wrappers and cosmetics and toiletries are all full of phthalates and microplastics and undisclosed hormone disrupting chemicals. All in a progressively protestant society that increasingly isolates us from one another and shames us for our natural urges and feelings and bodies, all in the name of selling us unnatural solutions for these “problems.”

It’s a mystery though.

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

I was going to study computer science. Instead I got a general AA and got a helpdesk job. Then A+ and a better job and a Net+ and an even better job and I’m not well off by any means but my family has a roof over our heads and food on the table and what’s more I am still employed and don’t have student loans so it’s looking more and more like that’s the right call and the best way to get into tech.

To quote Dan Harmon out of context: "If you ask a toaster, “What’s the most important thing in the world?” it’s going to tell you, “Bread.” And if you ask a toaster its opinion of bread, it’s going to tell you, “It’s not toasted enough.”

We paid for it, it should be nationalized. But they only ever socialize their losses, the profits are private.

Here’s what it will see: the upper atmosphere as this administration has it put into a controlled burn because facts get in the way of their narrative.

That’s cool, though.

Stressed-out, underpaid and overworked teachers just won’t have the mental space to do these kinds of things.

Not only that, but teachers are now actively reprimanded for these kinds of interactions.