WE WILL DRAIN THE RIVERS DRY TO QUENCH OUR THIRST

https://lemmy.world/c/fuckcars

70% of US drivers think they’re in the top 20% of drivers. You can see why this is a problem. Get rid of them, they ain’t nothing but trouble.

Heard somewhere once that dreams have a hard time with details. It’s all loose impressions that your brain rapidly confabulates into experiences. It’s why (supposedly) light switches don’t work in dreams. If any of this is true, the same probably applies to other devices.

People: The surveillance state will eliminate privacy!

Rando on the internet: If you wanted your house to be private you shouldn’t have had grass.

We’vehadtosayalotofstuffwethoughtwasfuckingobvious

But yes

It’s O-K to punch Nazis!

So this is obviously saitire, but it gives me a bit of an SCP vibe. Like a Ronald Reagan Cut Up While Talking vibe.

This has ‘management’ stamped all over it.

“Every one of our products MUST have a picture guidebook!”

“Wait, but product ___ is literally just a hinge.”

“Listen, this decision was made way over my head and I’m not risking my yearly bonus. Just do it.”

Yah that’s just driving.

Take a bus and watch Youtube the whole time. It’s glorious.