It IS difficult to understand! I’m having the hardest time wrapping my head around the way they act.

Another thing about this that seems from a parallel universe. One where sexual exploitation of underage girls is perfectly okay and friends weirdly commend each other about it. Come on, you write your “friend” a novelty cheque for illegal sex trafficking on a giant piece of cardboard, take a photo and put it in a souvenir book? That’s too unreal, I also question this. Maybe OP meant that by saying “you can’t make this shit up” - that it’s gotta made up by guys like the creators of Rick&Morty, but more sick & twisted.

Imagine you celebrate your birthday and some artistically inclined friend makes this card for you - and you’re like: “Awesome, thanks my man! I takes one to know one! This goes right in my book with all the other beautiful memories.”

Is it Melania or Stormy Daniels?

What am I looking at (top & bottom)?

To be fair, you can move in any compass direction from any point on Antarctica - except for the south pole

Good point about him not wanting (anyone’s) empathy (at all)

Like, duh. In other news: water is wet.

By that, do you mean Kirk made millions of people’s lives worse? How exactly (other than by incessantly spouting bullshit)? Genuine question

It reminds me of Donnie Darko. “Why are you wearing that man suit?”

Which movie was this again?

I very often feel like asking someone “why do you talk so much?” I don’t, because it’s rude, but I also keep feeling the rudeness of their incessant babbling outweighs it by far.

Have you looked at Woody Allen flicks? And its chicks?

I suppose though, even If handled correctly and if the valve happens to incur no damage during pressure release, the tires will still be garbage after that, won’t they?

This is just a pineapple, there is no theology to it

Not only religion - narcissistic (and other kinds of) assholes exhibit the same behaviour. Does this mean that all assholes are religious?

And is there non-deadly way of disarming those bombs then?