Hecks yea!

🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀🦀

Just because we’re pirates doesn’t mean we don’t have standards! Fucking YARRRGH me mateys!

Oh no! I think I left the oven on

Mirror Universe 🪞

CHILI SEASON IS ALMOST HERE

“Don’t Be Evil”

Oh idk, got bit by a brown recluse once. Got an infection because of it and was in the hospital for 3 days.

So fuck spiders.

Dragonflies eat WAY WAY WAY more mosquitos than spiders could ever hope to accomplish and id rather have a bunch of dragonflies in my apartment any day!

Stop spreading spider propaganda!

Everything is a “chemical” just som kill you with less of itself than others

Hmmmmmmmm you might be on to something ill have to try that out with my niece next time I have her haha

Thats advanced struggle, ngl tho I really like mustard so I might eat that normally 😅

I need to find a thai restaurant pronto haha 😋

I’m ready

FINISH HIM

Haha good to know im not alone 🤣

Thats Megamind!

This is now head cannon for me

Accordin to who? Western propaganda? 🤣

I want to live in a world where organized religion is no more 😔