Too many amateurs putting their pieces on the board. I keep them in my lap under the table.

Not sure what the joke is supposed to be…

I don’t get it

I like eating trash and nothing about this looks appetizing

2-5 are acceptable. Softer bacon is better than crispier bacon and I don’t care who I offend

https://youtu.be/89UsmH4cuaY

I doubt those typos are the reason people misremember, but it does show how easy it is to get the name mixed up