Is there another punchline besides cousin fucking?

Partially. It was really “Republicans went digging for some dirt and he lied about fucking his secretary during a deposition, so let’s fuck him up over it”. It then became about bashing Monica cause misogyny.

Yeah, it’s called being funny. If you think being mean is funny, you don’t have a sense of humor you just think uncomfortable chuckles are mirth.

Black loves all and absorbs all. White rejects all light.

The only thing I trust it with is refactoring for readability and writing scripts. But I also despise LLMs, so that’s all I’d give them.

Your solution is a dream. Real solutions already exist, it’s called mass transit.

Cars cause traffic. Cars changing lanes causes traffic. Cars merging causes traffic. Only solution, get rid of the cars and the system built to cater to them.

Yes. Turns out human effort is the key. Who’d’ve fucking guessed?

(But photoshop uses ai now) I don’t give a flying fuck. That’s a motte-and-bailey and you fucking know it.

(But… but… but this is a literal straw man) Yep, it sure is. You got something that isn’t that lazy-as-shit motte-and-bailey? Hit me with it.

Dot com bubble, the great recession, covid. So yeah, that would be the fourth coming up.

I read their original comment as them being exhausted by it. Being exhausted by something implies you’re doing it, otherwise why would you be exhausted?

No, they’re not. The fuck kind of response is this?

Were scented erasers? Do they smell like dude or wet dog?

(I have autism and this is my sense of humor. Is it a mask to cover up genuine confusion? I don’t even know)

That’s a pathetic, defeatist world view. Yeah, we’re victims of our circumstances, but we can make the world a better place than what we were raised in.

Japan is the most seismically active country in the world. The likelihood of people being in an elevator when an earthquake severe enough to incapacitate the elevator hits is pretty damn high. This is just a pleasant thing to have.