Don’t worry, there’s not a gun large enough to make me do that to Merle

How feasible would it be to revive the corpse of Merle Haggard long enough to re-record If We Make it Through December?

Do we want to expose Merle to this world?

Wild that George and Elaine are the best humans of those four when they were arguably the worst in the show. Fuck Jerry, fuck Michael Richards, and even though he’s otherwise been ok fuck Larry for the crytpo shilling

This can be avoided by making scratch biscuits lol

It’s possible that Tina Fey never told him they weren’t just hanging out with Alec Baldwin

This really does seem like a 30 Rock bit come to life

I refuse to look this up, it must remain potentially satire for the final thread of my sanity cannot take this being real

One of them might even be clutches pearls bisexual… and interested in black men