Finally an exception to the rule: the house always wins.

And to be clear, you are correct to not want to search it.

The party is behind us.

Along with a polite, super quick (“did I imagine it?”) smile

Wow, no intoxicants even? Sounds like hell on earth. Thoughts and prayers to you, sincerely.

Right, but one of the requirements is a Facebook post at the end.

That’s the authentic experience

It’s a gown

They never say what the “natural flavor” is

…it’s people?