kangaroo

So i’m part of the majority not having sex. Feels nice for once.

banger

You’re both wrong. It was Oscar Wilde.

It looks like a vagina

As terrible as that is, I just liked the quote. I found it in a video essay. I don’t even know who he is.

i’m a prophet?

Okay I didn’t know that. I don’t even really know who he is tbh.

I don’t think you actually believe that.

I second this

“I think hell is something you carry around with you. Not somewhere you go.” - Neil Gaiman

I thought most ace people still experience romantic attraction.

She then proceeds to murder me with an axe. The end.

You have multiple anuses?

But then people would see my dick and balls. Also, I don’t like wearing white.

I prefer it that way

Bro it’s $100 and built like a cheap toy. It’s way overpriced if you want to talk about who can spend the most money. Believe it or not, i’m not some rich audiophile. I have an okay DAC and okay headphones. Also, I listen to music through my phone speakers.

The problem is, every modern cassette deck on the market except for one by TEAC and TASCAM is fucking crap. You’re pretty much stuck using vintage gear which hasn’t held up too well. I had a Pioneer deck that sounded fantastic but broke. Like unfixable because they don’t make the parts anymore. I have a TEAC deck from the '90s that sounds like crap now. I’m just done with it. You have plenty of good choices when buying a new turntable. Where as with cassettes you have two descent ones, and the rest are AIDS.

Edit: Also, the two descent ones are expensive.

Why should I even try? If the job market is this bad. I’ve been struggling with this question.

Tennis, but in the winter.