Musk trying to frame himself as a human-rights activist is so cringe. Equating access to Xitter as a human right for minors while also trying to make out that his hate machine platform is somehow well moderated is pure insanity to anyone with a brain.

I read that as “cannibis” and now I can’t unthink it.

Did Donald Trump just reply to me? That rambling story intertwining word salad, along with the misreading of DECIMALIZED has me convinced.

Although I’m enjoying the thought of decriminalized numbers now.

One Imperial deer is 1.74832 bicycles. If you’re going to use a retarded system, you must also use retarded significant figures.

A lifestyle change would have arguably saved him, if he decided to stop living like a human shitstack that is.

Yes. If it’s a place someone lives in, the vampire cannot enter. It’s like an inherent “life force” that prevents them from entering, not the vampire’s knowledge.

Not to mention Yellow Split and Yellow Split Peas are apparently different things too.

Maybe throw a housing association in there too. You’ve gotta make sure your fining people for growing the wrong flowers.

I don’t think they hate us, it just that they love money more. They can, and do, inflict untold misery and suffering so long as there is money at the end of it.

Kinda. Murdoch killed the NBN because Foxtel was not in a position to compete with fibre.

Not to mention hilarious.