Make. More. Surrealist. Media.

Sure sure, there’s already an animated show on Fox (regular network, not news) called Universal Basic Guys making fun of the idea when it’s not even being seriously considered yet. Here’s maybe a news flash for some rich folks: MOST people don’t mind working as long as they are PROPERLY COMPENSATED.

He’s just a po’boy from a po’family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

This corny old dude is just recycling old commercials. Pepsi, the voice of a new generation. Btw if you’re old enough to remember that commercial you definitely should know better than to trust Don.