… I see what you did there.

Frozen shit everywhere, tripping over dead people, lack of oxygen, rubbish strewn about, frostbite, lines and wait times to get to the peak … sounds like a massive tourism drawcard!

Thank you. Turns out Windows is maintaining everything and no action was needed.

Can we do a worldwide search for Mr D? He might still be alive. I wanna know if it all worked out for him. Is he still very blond?

I have two 10 terabyte external hard drives that go whirr (so I assume there are platters in there). Do they need a defrag? I’m running Windows 11.

Wow! Elephant Man! It’s a wonder his parents didn’t sell him to the circus when he was born.

Grok, where do I put my pennis?

triggered The man in the first bus on the bottom left is manspreading!

“Today is my Null Smoothie Day!”

Slight inconvenience?

Yeah, but you could own a piece of the True Cross!

Perhaps someone with electronics knowledge could have it surreptitiously wired so a hidden battery produces heat along the frame (activated just before the miraclee leaves), and the person who ultimately moves it is startled by it being hot to the touch?

That’s the international symbol for The Washing Machine Has Completed Its Washing Cycle. It means the crew and passengers will be arriving at shore with clean, spiffy, fresh-smelling duds.

His hospital toilet kink

fug ditches, spen runny

I know skim milk is just regular milk with water added to thin it out. At least, that’s what it tastes like.

Is that from season 3 of The Next Great Artist?

This must be where David Miscavige’s wife is!

I nearly had 100 friends. All I needed was 100 more friends.

Could’ve been, “Thank God, you found a promising opportunity. Hope it goes well”.