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Marshmallow and Rudy for me. :)

Ha! Exactly where I was going with that.

directions unclear, now I’m directing a netflix special on sexy horse guerrillas.

tip: do not write about the revolution, short stories, hatred of capitalism, your suicide plans, or your teenage angst and erotic anthropomorphic horse fan fiction.

I’d put a baby in you. Not like through sex. just standard surgical procedure

reminds me of the time i left a crock of dried beans soaking. on a shelf near the bathroom door to my kitchen. a week later thanks to adhd I had thought the toilet was leaking. 😂

i send my thots and prayers for your medical condition.

yes, sort of. new england. so 100f a few day of the year, maybe a couple weeks, but mostly cool.

to be fair, if you store the butter right side up, you’ll be ok.

butter in freezer when stored. on counter under glass when used. not really in fridge at all.

it’s why some places, like mine, give raises in July but “open enrollment” is on Sept/Oct and premiums go up in Jan. You “feel” it less.

Hint: if your raise is less than inflation and premium increases, you got a pay cut not a raise.