Don’t. Marry. Her.

How do they permaban you? By IP address? I can’t see how they could verify a new user being the same person as a old one. Email address is trivial to get around too.

I won’t call you back unless you leave a voicemail. Too many years in IT did this to me. I NEED to know wtf you are calling about.

Microslop Microslop Microslop. Microslop?

People called me paranoid when I said this would happen someday…

Same. No issues at all.

Oooh, those hackers who crtl-c ctrl-v are so damn smart!

Quiet, piggy.

Kind of like the inventor of bitcoin they found?