For those unaware, an expat is an immigrant, but white.

That’s what the toy is for. Shove it up your ass.

You know how they say, that a sneeze is 70 percent of an orgasm? When a dad sneezes, he must get the whole thing.

Well obviously not frozen. And also not straight out of the fryer. But left to cool down, after cooking. Why not?

These times whitey doesn’t even make it to the moon. He only reached the lower orbit.

And he wasn’t even fucking satan.

Him being her boss is the scandal part. It’s about power imbalance. There is no such thing as “consent” in this situation.

I’m more puzzled by the “twink” guy.

Wow, this show really went places. I’ve only ever seen like the first half of season one.

What if he drowned? Would the Catholics wear golden lakes?

Select the square that doesn’t contain a horse.

If You leave the car in the sun, that’ll stay warm.

He’s got legs like Crablante.

You can. It literally says so in the wiki article. You shouldn’t, obviously, but you shouldn’t even try to cook fish in the dishwasher in the first place. But if You are willing to try it, go for the full experience. As we say in Poland “If You said A, say B…”

What do You mean “was”? Don’t we still use it for that?

I don’t mind the iron. But the hair dryer seems unhygienic. And I’ve eaten canned beans warmed up by being left in a car in the sun for an afternoon.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dishwasher_salmon

Imagine needing to piss very much. Like the most You ever had to in Your life. In front of You there are 2 graves. One is Thatcher’s the other one is Reagan’s. You can only piss on one, which one do you choose?

I’m pretty sure, that people were shocked when they found out Liberace was gay.

As It was said in Some More News: Being a trad wife influencer is a job. You are earning an income by pretending to not have a job.