Oh also the hours will start at 1 and the minutes will start at 0

I can turn a lot of things to poo already tho, I just have to eat them first and wait a while

POUS (Pony Of Unusual Size)

People say to not drink but what they mean by “drink” is to drink alcohol. It’s not like they’re trying to not drink anything because they’d die from that. Drinking water means drinking water but “drinking” means drinking alcohol. It’s a strange euphemism that I’ve been unable to un-notice.

Just because I’m drinking while driving does not mean that I’m an alcoholic! I could be drinking water. In this case it’s liquid mercury but there’s no law against that.

Waiter, waiter! More GPUs please!