That’s part of the reason we’re making Chuck Norris jokes instead of sympathising one iota. May as well have some fun.

Chuck Norris doesn’t suffer medical emergencies: medical emergencies suffer Chuck Norris.

I checked the talk page after the news came over my sources. They’ve been discussing whether or not he was dead for hours.

I imagine at least eight Wikipedians were compulsively refreshing twenty different news sites whilst hovering over the “edit source” button, waiting for the confirmation.

Damn, must’ve only just changed! I still have “is” in my cache.

You laugh now, but when they figure out they have to hold them forwards it’s over. /j

Remember when your car wasn’t also a PC?

This meme gets decidedly more evil every time I see it.

Or glue. Glue would be hilarious.

I was watching Jam the other day, and that honestly seemed better and more rational than reality. South Park has been a documentary for a long time.

Yeetus foetus