It used to be common to have cans of orange juice concentrate in the freezer. In the morning, you’d dump a can in a pitcher and add water.

If I can’t provide spoilers, I’m going to need regular updates on your progress.

It’s like the ultra-thin TVs that are only meaningfully thin if you bust a hole in your wall for the business end to recess into.

You must be really addicted. Some people slowly wean off it with a belt.

Most of that time is irrelevant to me. Let’s just start it in 1970. And I need more precision, so can we do milliseconds instead of seconds?

Then it doesn’t serve its purpose of solving the Fermi paradox.

This would imply that capitalism is inevitable in species with potentially spacefaring intelligence. I refuse to accept that for my own sanity’s sake.

Tennessee here. AIM for most people, ICQ for nerds. MSN was for our parents.

These are the parts with no filling, just bread. Uncrustables don’t solve that very important problem with “crust”.

Cheap premade ones maybe. We traditionally make them with brown sugar.

It works like the blue landers in the NES game The Guardian Legend. If you pause the game, then unpause but keep holding Start, you can buy multiple items.

The dish of death ran away with the spoon

Nah, this is dumb even by their standards. They think the North Pole is in the center of the disc.

With enough farting, it probably would.

The trick is to wear clothes when sitting in it.