

I also believed in it at first, but having to tell my friends my new phone didn’t have WhatsApp was crazy and made me instantly regret not being more critical when buying it.
lemm.ee migrant


I also believed in it at first, but having to tell my friends my new phone didn’t have WhatsApp was crazy and made me instantly regret not being more critical when buying it.


What blood?


Her non-vacinated child doesn’t look very happy. Not sure whether it doesn’t like parties or it’s still upset about dying for no good reason.
Did this the first year or so, but got over it tbh


Who is this person
A vibe driver obv
Imagine you’d have to unlock your butt plug before it allows you to remove it. Kill me now.


REMEMBER
HONK IF YOU HONK ALL YOU
IF ANYTHING AT ME HONK HONK
IF YOU GET ANY CLOSER U HAVE TO
I HONK
HONK IF IF YOU WILL IF
MYSELF WANT
HONK IF YOU EVER HAVE BEEN
PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY HONK
it’s somehow more hygienic than putting your mouth on restaurant cups.
That is why i only get food in places with disposable plates and cutlery ;)
Wow this might be the first time a red circle was actually necessary for me to get the joke