You want my treasure? You can have it! I left everything I gathered together in one place! Now you just have to find it!

My thoughts exactly. Flying unlocked

Doctor, I don’t feel a ring on that finger

I don’t know, I’m kind of on a budget

Left there before the wave of layoffs hit. Love where I’m at now. Don’t settle.

127.0.0.1 strikes again!

So controversial, yet so brave

This will help them keep the (reported) number of incidents down. Only a fraction of people will report it.

The AI said it was a good idea

Kill your masters

They were an elf once