BREAKING: FBI Increasingly Suspects Murder As Cause of Death in Kirk Shooting

The bullshit could no longer be contained.

I can remember way more than 5-10. :(

1998 1993

1 inch penis, 1 inch testicle, 2 inch testicle?

Up there for me, too. I don’t think it’s in The Wire, the second part comes from this:

To me, it just says it all if you smash the two together.

He’s hilarious(?)

Edit: Do I hate him? Do I love him? I don’t think I understand what’s happening.

It doesn’t really sound like Deadwood, but I guess I should rewatch it again to be sure I didn’t miss something.

Possibly like “false pregnancy” in dogs?

Some females respond better to positive reinforcement. Ask her to give you a little spin/twirl to break the tension and get her moving.

Negging, maybe?

“Damn, you vacuum so well… for an ovulating female.”

That kind of thing.

You probably saved the whole date/relationship right at the end there.

YOU DO YOU BROSEPH!! I’LL KEEP CRANKIN’ MY FUCKIN’ HOG!!!

Yes, at the time, I was hoping to buy in the Salt Lake Valley and it just wasn’t feasible. Thank you for the tip, I will read up on the USDA loans.

My gun didn’t do a thing. It was the bullet and the gunshot wound that did him in!

Look what you’re doing to him, you monster!!

Please tell me why…do we build castles in the sky…

It’d be like that passage from Ezekiel 23:

14 But she carried her whoring further. She saw men portrayed on the wall, the images of the Chaldeans portrayed in vermilion,

15 wearing belts on their waists, with flowing turbans on their heads, all of them having the appearance of officers, a likeness of Babylonians whose native land was Chaldea.

16 When she saw them, she lusted after them and sent messengers to them in Chaldea.

17 And the Babylonians came to her into the bed of love, and they defiled her with their whoring lust. And after she was defiled by them, she turned from them in disgust.

18 When she carried on her whoring so openly and flaunted her nakedness, I turned in disgust from her, as I had turned in disgust from her sister.

19 Yet she increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt

20 and lusted after her lovers there, whose members (editor’s note: penises/cocks/schlongs) were like those of donkeys, and whose issue (editor’s note: semen/ejaculate) was like that of horses.

21 Thus you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when the Egyptians handled your bosom and pressed your young breasts.

“It is what it is. They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.”