Oh thank God… We almost had to use the metric system there didn’t we?

,8,9

It quieted down a good bit - used to be every site had their own gag.

After the 2016 election it was quietly decided that we had been fucked with enough, and didn’t need to spend EXTRA time reading something online that we couldn’t possibly accept as being true.

Yay, new technology for turning humans into body parts.

I’m sure we, as a species, will use this technology responsibly…

Why is Kermit posed like the thumbnail for a porno clip?

Armpits unclenched and bagless.

Loses spot on couch and misses third act after the commercials as he has to make sad trip back the the 4-door Saturn sedan for the Sunny D, a six pack of Zema, and the two bags of sun chips he could easily have wedged in there if he were serious.

Was an episode of Max Headroom where it was illegal to own an off-switch for your television.

40 years earlier, and still ahead of its time.

Digging it so far

Enshittification - Migration

appears to be a perpetual cycle. Stop giving Joe Rogan your $12 each month and your email provider announces it’s agenda to gargle MAGA balls… Now, all we need is an open source alternative to US healthcare…

Much would be solved if we were to eat one of them. I mean, it works for the chimpanzees…

2.0?

Somehow I always just assumed they would name it the Dos Equis virus…

It’s strangely tasty.

Tried it when I first heard about this and somehow the crunch and the butter work really well with the untoasted bread.

I mean… I’m not sensing a whole lot of regret here…

Not until we make our own video hosting site - with blackjack and hookers!