I don’t get it, does Microsoft WANT everyone to stop using their products? First they fuck up their OSes, then they start planting shady shit in their OSes, and now it’s down to every single goddamned piece of software they poop out! What in the fuck are they even doing!

Can’t they all just go back to focusing on rockets and Mars colonies and such? Would be nice if they fucked off into space and left the rest of us to do not-so-stupid shit…

Hah! Aaahahah, fuck you, German Court!

Well, philosophical and epistemological suicide for now, but snowball it for a couple of decades and we may just reach the practical side, too…

Edit: or, hell, maybe not even decades given the increase in energy consumption with every iteration…

Mmmhm… just as I’ve been conducting an inquiry into the benefits of quitting smoking for over a decade now…