Kühlschrank

Oh I assumed they already have separate everything for VIPs

That smile is going to be wiped right off your face when China actually finds a giant neutrino

Holy shit banning private jets, yes please

I guess it’s time to watch it again

… but if you were to call the cops on me at least it would be a brief yet welcome reprieve from parenting while they come to the inevitable conclusion that he is mine and they don’t want him around either

I know next to nothing about publishing an app and my alarm bells went off immediately