I like the mental image the title gave me, my guy just wandered into their backyard and got in the pool

I’m a cis/bisexual man and I got the hots for him

for me it’s more like

1. pelican mouth is weird
2. I think I saw a pelican yesterday walking funny
3. reminds me of that zonked out guy on the sidewalk
4. that reminds me of this vaguely relevant movie quote about drunk people
5. I wish I had some movie popcorn
6. I thought I already ate, why am I hungry?
7. this must be how the pelicans feel
8. pelican is bird and bird is chicken mmm I want chicken

to outside observers it looks completely random but it’s all vaguely connected (that last one was a stretch)

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Louis should know better, and that makes me wonder about his intentions. I’ve supported him in the past but this just has me confused.

Edit: I’m not entirely sure this is malicious, but I think he knows that this goes against his own advice on how to start change, and is too stubborn to admit it.

georgia georg is an outlier and should not have been counted

at least new york is mostly recognizable, proving that we’re one of the least american states

yea