I bet he’d rip his Achilles as well if he tried running more than the length of his micro unit.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft builds on Recall with Gaming Copilot — fails basic privacy testsEnglish
1·13 days agoYeah, or simply stuff you uninstalled and they reinstalled it. I have uninstalled Teams several times now.
Especially when the juices from everything makes the bun soggy before you can eat it.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Elon Musk says he needs $1 trillion to control Tesla's robot army. Yes, really.English
4·13 days agoBest healthcare with constant screenings. Catching most or all things early keeps them alive where it would cost us a mortgage or more.
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Technology@lemmy.world•Meet Mico, Microsoft’s AI version of ClippyEnglish
5·14 days agoI’d rather not
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Technology@lemmy.world•Microsoft Pushes Xbox Division to Hit Higher Profit MarginsEnglish
6·14 days agoThey want that short-term squeeze.
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Technology@lemmy.world•AWS crash causes $2,000 Smart Beds to overheat and get stuck uprightEnglish
17·15 days agoA smart bed that can’t function without checking in with mother ship? That’s the dumbest thing ever. You can always tell the businesses that skipped testing lol.

The optimism of using the word might is doing some heavy lifting here.