DON’T

To sell more purses of course

No of course not!

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Captain bonespurs diaper would have to be changed if he tried to kneel down like that

I poop in the middle of the trail I am hiking to assert dominance over the other hikers

Nice try FBI

I’m stealing this

BabyDick

No seriously you should get a bidet. It’s the biggest life upgrade you can do for under $100.

“Your honor here is 30 terabytes of beastiality porn, we think what you want is somewhere in there, have fun going through it”

Bro dump some salsa over that and eat it with tortilla chips

How my gun looks at me after 3 whiskeys on an empty stomach