Every single mainstream digital platform on the internet has gone to shit. Streaming, shopping, video/music platforms, social media, creative tools, web search, you name it. I’m tired of it.

The relentless pursuit of profit and growth ruins absolutely everything it touches. Capitalist rot.

She: Bwoken

He: 😎🌅

You’ll be cutting them off with scissors by then

“Malicious communications” is such a bullshit thing

I actually didn’t realise until now that American English uses “check” instead of “cheque”.

Who says lemmyshitpost can’t be educational 😆

Qobuz is missing so much music for me. Liking too many obscure artists is a curse.

More erotic than it should be

I don’t know about everyone else, but patched Spotify stopped working months ago for me so this isn’t a loss for me personally, but still, fuck Spotify

“Gifts not to buy for your mum”

Mine starts off cursive then devolves into a squiggly line by the end.

The bald one is always a singer, bassist, or drummer, but never a guitarist

In your opinion, what makes a man look good? I don’t mind being checked out.

Yes. I work in a place that has dozens of gorgeous women come in every day. It’s incredibly easy to not harass, stare, or generally be a creep. But there’s nothing wrong with having a glance at someone who looks amazing.

If I ever find myself in this dire situation, I hope the rational voice in my head will appear and tell me that I need to spend more time outside with other people.

I’ve always wanted to travel up the river

your girlfriend to you after she’s put on leggings

Ahh I remember this so well. My friend at school tried to set me up with a girl by getting her to add me on MSN. I never even knew what she looked like but my friend said she was cute. It was such a thrill to my ~15 year old self and I got such a warm and giddy feeling at the idea this girl liked me and that I was potentially going to get a girlfriend.

Eventually she sent me a low res picture of herself on a crappy webcam and I was in love.

After a while I met up with her and my friend + his girlfriend. Unfortunately she showed absolutely no interest in me when we met face to face, much to my disappointment. So that went nowhere.

MSN messenger was the shit in it’s day though!

pyramid big eye lot control

So tired of the “they earned their money and provide a valuable service” bullshit.

Can’t believe she’s 50 now. Still gorgeous as hell.