I thought they just liked to watch…

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Can’t we just get Truck-kun to Isekai a bunch of people?

No firewall, you’ll just have to log into the Internet via a federal ID and speeds will be cut in half because every packet gets copied to a government server for evidence against you-- I mean, to protect the children.

Cheaper to manufacture, yes, but then they’d lose all the sweet residuals from selling consumer data.

No one checks the privacy policy for a dishwasher. If a washing machine can send over 3gb of data in a day, I’d bet every other “smart” appliance is doing something similar.

So who gets bitten by the animatronic?

You gotta get a chant going to get the crowd’s attention:

“WHOSE got NAR- can!? 👏-👏-👏👏👏”

Teenage me had access to $1 Junior bacon cheeseburgers. I have ordered 10+ on multiple occasions.

Paying $30 for one burger would not have happened.

Shouldn’t Meg’s hat be blue? The colors swapped on Chris’s hat…

The last data breach I can think of that was widely known was Ashley Madison. I think if the Porn ID data got leaked it would have a similar spread (giggity), due to a similar scandalous nature.

Also “Data breach of 500K users IDs discovered on dark web”

I think you mean Treasure Planet.

Also at any moment the other personality that wants to use the knife for some kinky shit could come out.

I’m not surprised, but I am disappointed.

The struggle isn’t real until you’ve had a nap for lunch & went to bed early for dinner.

First thing I thought when I saw the picture.

Mustard on one side, ketchup on the other. Roll the dog back and forth a bit so the condiments spread out and don’t soak through the bread.

The bad part is, as soon as you discover this cabinet, 3 of her personalities are behind you with a knife.

This timeline sucks.

Does my $1.50 Costco hot dog and drink count as takeout?

It’s one of the few careers that still offers a pension.a few decades of being a cop, which is nothing to a vampire, and you get a nice chunk of change monthly.

Spend a century as a cop, do 25 years for 4 different departments, collect 4 pensions. Seems like a pretty good plan for a young vampire to pull.