All I have is $21, can you cut a broke fella a break?

https://lemmy.world/post/35059228

Sounds good to me.

Is that still $3.99?

That works too, is that still $3.99?

Baguette, Lamb, and Tabasco?

Works for me, I’m hungry now.

This has got to be the most underrated comment here!

😂🤣

You are very correct in everything you just said. 👍

Coming from a tech that has had to repair and rebuild cash bill validators, you missed a thing…

They also have specially placed printed yellow dots, in the patterns of star constellations, almost imperceptible to the human eye, but designed for the bill validators to quickly recognize.

Interesting. Indeed, our legit bills here in the USA are all the same size. I’ve actually seen that they do have a device that banks can use to stamp in Braille dots on the bills for blind people, but I’ve never seen a Braille stamped bill out in the wild. 🤷

The fake dollar is way too small. Our $1 bill is supposed to be the same size as a $20. And I’ve measured Canadian bills before, they’re just as long…

Yes this is a joke/prank post…

LOL!

Neither are legal tender actually.

You spotted that Motion Picture $20 behind the obvious fake $1?

If so, good spotting! Because yes indeed, both bills are fake.

The fake $20 is the banana for scale…

Cold water cycle and air dry, obviously.

This is why you don’t circumcise your baby, especially with a screwdriver…

I know. Thankfully these fools around here hardly know a damn thing about tech.

Probably, but hey, it’s good enough for the everyday mooches out at our apartments. Not like I go around sharing my mac addresses anyways.

I have our modem configured to only allow approved devices to connect, so even if I do share my password with someone or even just post it on the wall in a picture frame, I still have to approve their specific device manually.

My anus laughs enough already, why would I feed it?

And?

I asked if I could sign up…

Shut up Bobby!

You forgot Beavis and Butthead.

Can I sign up as well?

Instructions unclear, releasing beans right now…

True haha!