I found this one.

1. Assume interesting shapes

Hard to understand geometry can inspire curiosity. Intrigue her by adding more complexity to your configuration!

2. Playfully interact with her as different people

Hate to break it to you, guys, but not having a personality isn’t going to impress anyone. What will impress a lot of people is having 7, 8 or 9 different personalities that come and go as the mood changes.

3. Get close!

Close bonds often reflect a close geography, so try to be in the same room she’s in as much as possible. If she wanders into the kitchen for a soda, wander in yourself to wash your hands. If she’s talking to a friend in the hallway, talk to a different friend in the same hallway.

4. Be funny

Comedy can be extrapolated from this base formula:

P = ¬P

Such an expression being true would require the dissolution of all fundamental axioms of logic and reason, and is therefore funny. Try explaining this to her.

5. Be mysterious

Nothing is more sexy than a masked man of mystery. Show her how mysterious you are by playing ominous sounds while describing a job you don’t know you have, and people you don’t remember speaking to!

6. Be

The best way to make yourself available to a woman is to have an existential presence in our natural world.

7. Share the things you have in common

Impress her by ovulating with her!

8. Don’t be afraid to be saucy

Demonstrate your wild side by flopping about or rubbing against nearby objects and furniture.

But don’t get carried away. Being too floppy can be off-putting. Try to match her level of floppiness.

9. Gifts make the heart grow fonder

Gifts are a great way to establish a connection and to show how much you care. Try giving her the gift of self-love, or the depth of pure sadness. You could also teach her to be less co-dependent!

10. Try MDMA!

Ecstacy looks really weird in movies. This could be a great way to experience something new together!

Ahh, I see, I see.

That looks like it’ll turn me into a Spiderman villain.

Golden piss is actually pretty normal:

You’d think Monsters would be green, but they’re not actually. At least, not the main flavor.

I mean what I said. Working unaided begets strength.

Damn, it’d be crazy if I actually said that.

Why would I?

You would learn quite a lot creating it from scratch.

I don’t always use the calculator.

Do you bench press 100 lbs and then give up on lifting altogether?

I skimmed this, but only because my brain is huge and I already know everything you’re saying, and also I’m busy trying to locate a methane leak in my kitchen. Even so, I think you explained this fine. Don’t worry about it. Rest easy and get yourself calm. :)

Ah, the Sneeze.

The current predatory system will raise the limit on the 40 work week if they’re allowed to. 60. 80. You might not even get a weekend. Unions fought for your weekend.

AI does not fundamentally change this relationship. It is the same predatory system.

Because when your employer catches on, they’ll bring you back up to 40 anyway.

And probably because those 15 hours now produce shit quality.

Me to burn victims: “You know, without fire, we couldn’t grill meat. Right? You should think more about what you say.”

Well, firstly, because I did think for a moment you were going to start defending tobacco companies—that would have been wild. Thanks for not doing that, I guess.

But secondly, because there is nothing actually wrong with this word choice. Like, this is kind of a literacy issue: smuggling is more than just moving physical goods, it is to sneak them across lines and borders maintained by authorities. The advertisement here is the good being smuggled; it’s a perfectly apt metaphor. The implication is either that regulators don’t know this is happening, or are by some technicality unable to do anything about it.

Broadly, this is related to arguments I’ve had with people about whether ‘genocide’ is an appropriate term for what the US is or wanted to start doing. And, what do you know, we now have our first internment camp. I’ll pause for applause; you gotta love an achievement.

Hell, I remember arguments about whether Isreal was technically committing a genocide. They are doing that. People were just calling it ahead of time.

I desperately want to see people stop particulating over the details of at best mildly incorrect word choice. This is a kind of anti-intellectual behavior. It’s refusing to see a metaphor, or even a perfect application, for what it is. You actually work against positive forces by constantly dragging the discussion down.

Anyway, sorry for the long post. I just thought thoroughly explaining would be better than going back and forth 17 more times.

The article specifically calls out advertising—how does ‘smuggling’ imply anything else? To smuggle here just means “to circumvent regulators.” And yeah, I think it’s appropriately terse.

You are reacting to what is, at worst, a bit of poetry. I don’t understand why you’re doing that.

They’re advertising tobacco to children, which is illegal. Why would you throw yourself on this hill?

If they are circumventing regulators, and they are doing that, then they are smuggling advertisements to illegal targets, yes.

The things being smuggled are ideas. “beyond the reach of regulators,” see? It’s the advertisement nature of what’s being done here.