You still need some toilet paper to dry off after the bidet, but the cheaper, “harder” paper does a way better job because it doesn’t pill up and fall apart when it gets wet

I’m not having kids, but this always feels like such a missed opportunity to let kids do something more mentally stimulating on that tablet.
Drawing apps and eBooks are right there! Hell, set up Termux and Acode up for them and let them program a bit (or like, I bet there’s a mobile version of Scratch they could use if they can’t read yet). Let them take photos and make little collages. Get them some music Synthesizer App so that they can tinker on their own little beats. Literally just show them that they have the tools to make something great instead of just shoveling in mindless content all day…

My grandma texted me on sunday, I opened the text this morning but haven’t replied yet 😞

Yeah, I wouldn’t date a guy who mismanages his time like that either

I’ll do you one better, my school loved to take us on trips to various mines so I have licked the walls of salt mines several times now. Salt kills biological hazards at least, so it’s a lot safer than one might think

Time to build more PWAs please?

Although if the first batch of your cookies look like that you can chill your dough for 10mins and get the perfect consistency on the second batch ^^

It looks great from the top, but it’s super flat and will fall apart in your hand (plus no space for a nice chewy core)

man, microwaved hot dog on some nice rye or wheat bread with butter and ketchup was my jam as a kid! I had it all the time when I was home alone on weekends!

Only found decent vegan hot dogs a few weeks ago so I’ve been having that dish so many times recently, still can’t get enough of it haha

Wish that were me fr fr
I’ve had to lock the door at work because I left last for 3 days in a row now q_q

They’re from Moss, a chain of bakeries around the Aachen area ^^ Their vegan Streuselbrötchen are incredible as well!

Both! I don’t have the self control to not drink caffeine before bed and stay up all night, but if I drink it during the day I get pretty bad chest pain because caffeine doesn’t play nice with my adhd meds :(

Let a girl shitpost! My manager insisted that I take the day off to enjoy the nice weather and I’m bored as hell 😠

Where’s your croissant?

In my MOUF

Stupid part is that I can’t ride a tank around here with all the tank-hostile architecture 😠 They got these triangular tank obstacles scattered around everywhere, it’s so inconvenient!

https://www.slashgear.com/1567777/ww2-dragons-teeth-tank-obstacles/

huh, that is good to know. Another reason to just get the store brand next time

You’re saying I should have bought more chips?? Don’t mind if i doo

ooh I’ve had that before, it’s awesome!

Also a bitch to walk on in high heels, no matter the weather!

Now that’s an argument!! Gotta get a little trolley for my beer trips