This more insane than the great taste of RAT COLA. THE ONLY BRAND THAT MAKES YOU SCURRY LIKE A RAT.

This is what I keep pitching in meetings with the board of directors but I keep getting fired.

To be honest if the ants were to offer me something nice like a taco, and have a reasonable request, I would help them.

Make a priority list, then just avoid doing anything until someone yells at you. It’s the Oxford Shout Matrix.

Ask not for whom the toot toots. It toots for thee.