They should have colored the fountain’s water red, then.

No, they don’t. But anyone who could smuggle in a phone could smuggle in a gun.

Stop using that tired false equivalence. The purpose of cars isn’t to kill. The purpose of pools isn’t to kill. The purpose of guns is to kill.

I’m assuming firearms are also restricted in NYC schools.

why can’t it just rely on a power cord

I’ll leave out pretzels, but no drink.

The aftermath of 9/11 directly contributed to the fall of the US today. The terrorists succeeded beyond their wildest dreams.

Clinton is slightly younger, even.

The joke is that he was willing to let some people die at the altar of the Second Amendment (not him, of course), then he become one of those “some people.”

Just checked, it sure does say that! AI spouting nonsense is nothing new, but it’s pretty ironic that a large language model can’t even parse what letters are in a word.

Connedicut.

I wondered if this has been fixed. Not only has it not, the AI has added Nebraska.

I don’t. He gave Farquaad vibes.

Betcha he wouldn’t have been willing to die if given a choice, though. That’s for other people to do. Well, now he’s “other people.”

git gud

We passed “failing state” quite some time ago.

Never noticed the resemblance until now.

You unfeeling monster! I felt happiness that he was gone.