Me watching T2 as a kid: this will never happen.
Me now: oh

A 15-year-old kid: If they hadn’t burned the Library of Alexandria, we would be 17 million years older

The books in the Library of Alexandria:

RELIC BAZAAR

ANTIQUITIES

-How to make Greek fire

-Who were the Sea Peoples

-Location of Tutankhamun’s tomb

-How to make the original purple

-How to create superconductors at room temperature

What a piece of shitpost

So they’re gonna reign in the data brokers and surveillance capitalists? Right?