slingstone

Finally! Sweet oblivion!

I’m sure if this person holds this item high over their head and looks intently up into the hole, the truth will come out and they’ll absolutely find out what it’s about.

In this house, we grease daily, young man!

Whatever will they all think when I avoid both trends and wear no socks at all?

Probably that my feet stink, I guess.

What blows my mind is when stupid shit like this comes back into vogue. I lived through so much cringe the first time, and I loathe doing it all over again.

Not that I’m the height of fashion or anything, myself. If not for my wife, I’d be wearing long white tube socks with my shorts.