Nowadays the turn signal is probably a monthly subscription

Don’t believe anything you read there.

Ooh do you ever have dreams where you either can’t quite reach the brake pedal, or you can but the vehicle barely slows down?

Also the pissing… I pretty regularly have dreams where I’m taking a piss and usually don’t pee IRL… But every once in an unfortunate while… But in those few times, luckily the sensation of warm piss on my skin quickly awakens me and my bladder sphincter slams shut before I’ve soaked the sheets.

Idk about the TV part. Because what did they dream in before that? Radio? Silent films?