Yeah “while improving their standard of living” sounds great except the wealth generated isnt being spread out among the population.

If there are 5 factory workers on a line, and a machine comes out that means there’s only 2 on that line now, are the 3 who are out of a job still going to get paid the same, or are the 2 remaining going to get any kind of pay rise? Are they bollocks. The 3 losers need to “Just get a job” and the 2 people left need to start producing more for the same pay.

Maybe the value is getting passed onto the consumer? Probably not with shrinkflation, regular inflation and skyrocketing CEO bonuses.

I feel like God quicksaved about 20 years ago and is just fucking around

The fun thing is you pull even worse faces when the brainrot is taken away from them and now youre stuck in an enclosed space with a screaming toddler running away getting wrestled back, jostling against your chair while youre trying to eat.

Business as usual over here

“Wake up sheeple!”

“OK cool youre right I see now, I understand. What are we gonna do about it?”

“They’ve played you for fools! WAKE UP SEE WHATS HAPPENING”

“Yeah I see its awful. How can we help?”

“You’re a pawn in their game WAKE UP”

“Fuck it gonna go have a wank”

Understandable, if youre gonna eat straight up dog shit it might as well be gourmet dogshit

You’re absolutely right, but the counterpoint that always wins - “there’s money to be made fuck you and fuck your humanity”

Must have been on reddit a long time, I got banned for saying kill like 3 times. None of them in a mean-spirited or call-to-action context.

Self censoring is hard to deprogram yourself out of, and by the time theyre comfortable with freedom of language again who’s to say it won’t be the same story here?

Isn’t this like 90% of the reason people prefer android over apple?

No double bouncies!

Hey Supe, I just drank a fifth of whiskey, dare me to drive?

I get people giving me judgemental looks with the tablet at the dinner table when out in the wild. Im always tempted to take it off her when people look at me funny, they can see what happens.

Low volume blippi is annoying as shit, I get it, but also so is me running past your table every 30 seconds carrying her back, or the full-blown mortal screaming if I strap her to the chair.

I think the secret sauce is critical thinking. No joke.

Ive never been a woman, so I cant speak with authority here, but I think I’d like instructions about my moods like that.

“This is literally as unhappy as you’ll be this whole month, nows the time for that emergency ice cream.”

“You wont get hornier than this, if you feel like you owe your partner one, this is the best shot”

“This is the happiest day of your year. Buckle up champ its all downhill from here”

Ive never built up the courage to try even a single bubble tea, partly because its stupid expensive, but mostly because im worried about saying the wrong thing and having people think im strange. Like if you asked for extra sugar on your hot dog or something.

Finding that there’s mad purists arguing about what is or isnt doesnt make this any easier.

Got a 6 year old he spells pretty good

Here in the UK we dont have exactly that problem. Wages go up every year. So does rent, council tax, food prices, utility bills, insurance premiums and luxury items.

If you do some crazy shit like work it out with a calculator what your expenses and incomes going to be, you might find that you think youre worse off overall because of how the numbers look in the wrong light.

But the wages went up. End of story.

I got your back no matter what

Well I just voted that youre not allowed to exist, so how’d you wanna do this?

I miss the internet

Especially with the Ricky prompting me, he looks a lot like Lahey in the thumbnail