Since when did Americans take siesta? Get back to work, your half hour lunch is over!

Hucows exist so I bet there would probably be a bunch of cow cows that were into it, too.

Aaaaassss yooouuuu ddddiiiiickkkk

It’s likely there are actually penis men. Two have been arrested, one of which was recent: https://www.complex.com/life/a/markelibert/man-arrested-for-penis-man-graffiti-in-tempe-copycat-warning

It’s like a CBT hydra: cut one down and two more shall rise up.

I don’t feel the need to say

Lol. I guess you shouldn’t engage any more than you think I should then. Anyway, I’m just some stranger, don’t let me bother you over something so trivial. Go enjoy your day.

They put those warnings on 5 gallon buckets for a reason! A few inches is enough to drown in, they keep saying. I’ve only seen Sixth Sense and TLA otherwise.

Ah, since you haven’t heard of it before, let me introduce you to the concept of hyperbole and how humans communicate. Sometimes they exaggerate things. It happens so often that there’s a word for it.

But this is not an exaggeration. I’ve seen Son of the Mask and would rather rewatch that than Signs. I think Shyamalan’s Avatar is a masterpiece by comparison and that movie couldn’t get the main character’s name correct, that’s how dumb I think Signs is.

That was the dumbest movie. Their weakness is water? If you get in a fight with them, you can win by peeing on them. Children with super soakers could take them out. Hell, even an army of excitable Chihuahuas could. But humans still needed God to save the men by finally making asthma and women useful in his mysterious ways /s.