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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

US presidents are getting younger over time

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US presidents are getting younger over time

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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    Did they have a life span of 300 years?

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      I believe the joke is that they just calculated “how old would they be now?”. Ignoring death and all that…

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        I agree but it’s still hard to read, Trump is older than Bush and Clinton. We got to 2016+ and said let’s get guys older than weve had since 91

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          Whoosh

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            What’s the whoosh?

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              The fact that Trump was older when elected is part of the joke.

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      No ofc not, dont be ridiculous.

      Thats why Washington is at around 290, the lifespan was 295.

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      Yes, they’re all vampires

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        Except Abe Lincoln, as we all know.

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          of course, he’s… Immortal

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            https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/abraham_lincoln_vampire_hunter

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              I haven’t seen the movie, but the book was a fun read.

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                Shit I forgot that was a book.

                Thanks!

                Shuffles off to find the audiobook

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            …until he traded away his immortality in order to revive Jake the Dog.

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      Tragic they all died at the same time too, which is now

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      They did. It said so in the Bible.

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