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3rd Trimester

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3rd Trimester

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 3 days ago
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      https://youtu.be/k3OJwGiTVIc [34 seconds]

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    When earth and water love each other very much…

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      Or tree root growing into your kitchen

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        Really? Roots grow pretty slowly. You’d have a small perturbance, then a little bump, then an annoying bump. This is a “kitchen is almost unusable” level of floor displacement. And considering the rest of the room doesn’t look like it was ignored for 10 years…

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          Was more of a joke, because yes the popped out tile separators show that this happened recently and with lots of force. I was thinking of the way sidewalks often look like this because of tree roots.

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          I’m pretty sure this was caused by the material expanding too much on a fresh install, that’s why there’s the white spacers in the pic, as to why it expanded so much I don’t know

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      Pregananat?

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        Dangerops pregrent sex, will it hurt baby top of his head?

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          Is house pargent?

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      Dead guy? What dead guy?

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      Came here for this. Thank you

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      ♥️

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