Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours agoWorthless social constructslemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square80linkfedilinkarrow-up1988arrow-down16
arrow-up1982arrow-down1imageWorthless social constructslemmy.dbzer0.comStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 22 hours agomessage-square80linkfedilink
minus-squareILikeBoobies@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up12·17 hours ago Also, I want him inside of me. I was unaware of this requirement.
minus-squareStamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-217 hours agoJust a personal caveat. Like this dude is the sexiest human being alive in my opinion… Bam. I grew ovaries and they exploded.
minus-squarekindernacht@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·15 hours agoHe would rail you while gently explaining boat design and sharpening a chisel. Mustache whimsicaly bristling in the breeze of his warm breath. “mmm, I think I’ve just had an orgasm. Now this is how you properly secure a mooring knot”
I was unaware of this requirement.
Just a personal caveat. Like this dude is the sexiest human being alive in my opinion… Bam. I grew ovaries and they exploded.
He would rail you while gently explaining boat design and sharpening a chisel. Mustache whimsicaly bristling in the breeze of his warm breath. “mmm, I think I’ve just had an orgasm. Now this is how you properly secure a mooring knot”