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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Shrimp fried rice

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Shrimp fried rice

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MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Sundray@lemmus.org
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    Oh yeah, what if it was THIS horse?

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      Well, he DOES look pretty talented.

      • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        To get that photographic level of precision, I would expect more something along the lines of a modern horse using an Image Generation AI coupled to a Natural Language Processor trained on horse sounds.

        • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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          You mean a million monkeys typing randomly on a typewriter until they happen to write Shakespeare?

  • MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works
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    I think you’ll find the horse is being drawn by the bus.

    “I’ll be your french horse”

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      I don’t think this bus could draw a horse either.

      Or take a photograph of it, for that matter.

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    And if you look at the reflection in the wood panelling, the photograph was clearly taken by a giant pigeon.

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      It was taken by the gnome inside the giant pigeons eye. Because you can’t see the camera the pigeon would have to be holding. But it does appear as though the pigeon is looking directly at the bus.

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    As a side note, I’m skeptical that a shrimp could fry rice, or anything else for that matter, since they have pretty tiny hands and probably would have a great deal of trouble gripping cooking utensils or the handle of the pan

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      Yes, this is what’s commonly known as a callback joke.

  • Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works
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    That particular omnibus seems to be a modern replica:

    https://www.coyaltix.com/picnic-wagonpk4/

    Some buses of the time period did have a similar multi-floor design. This one is from the 1880s:

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    Clearly a photograph of a horse-drawn bus from the 1890’s would be black and white.

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      It might have been horse-drawn in the 1890s with color paint, and years later photographed with a modern camera.

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      You raise a good point.

    • woelkchen@lemmy.world
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      Colorized by AI

    • nexguy@lemmy.world
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      It’s obviously a modern color photograph of an old black and white photograph from the 1890s.

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      Silly, it’s of rich people shit. They had color photography far before all the plebeians.

  • Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Also one would expect to see a theme more interesting for horses - like, say, grass - in a drawing from a horse, though maybe this one could be more of a social critique, subtly alluding to the plight of enslaved horses.

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.todayOP
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      Believe me, the horses have already had their revenge.

  • Victor@lemmy.world
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    Bravo.

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    As God’s own truth, the horse took brush in hoof and drew this bus.

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    Equine Slop!

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    Is that a big pigeon shadow on the top?

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      Hmmm… perhaps a pigeon took this photo?

      The plot thickens.

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    Swanky ride honestly

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    Has Ron ever looked inside a camera? Some of them have a few horsepower.

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    Seems better in every way tbh

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